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Baka-O
(2002-04-07 13:02:26) [link]
Kung Fu: the movie Kwai Chang Caine, a former Shaolin monk, wanders the Wild West, on the lam and in search of himself. Along the way he enlightens people and fights Chinese assassins hired by the Throne to avenge some prince's death, as well as his own bastard non-traditional son. The plot thickens when it is revealed that the Emperor had the entire Shaolin temple destroyed for Cain's rash slaying of the prince who'd just slain Cain's own Master Po.
The Rocky Horror Picture Show Brad Majors and Janet Weiss, two normal healthy American kids go on a night out that they will remember for a very long time. Madcap hijinx abound when they get a flat tire while listening to Nixon's resignation speech and need to rely on the hospitality of the strange Dr. Frank N. Furter, his incestuous servants, and his new husband. And Meatloaf. Bring an umbrella!
Pecker John Waters' scathing expose of the modern photographic arts in-crowd. Pecker is a rising star known for his brutally realistic photography and totally fucked up family. Featuring Christina Ricci, that one chick who's in all of those indie flicks, some stripper's pubic hair, and a talking likeness of Mary "Full of Grace" Mother of God. No teabagging, please!
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Sean
(2002-04-02 23:45:12) [link]
jesus christ superstar (rock opera about the saviour)
moby dick (captain ahab's obsessive quest for 'that blasted white whale')
mobile suit gundam (a young boy with psychic powers must pilot an experimental fighting robot during the One Year War)
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Trinity
(2002-03-05 23:07:00) [link]
Emma - (any version) a young woman in 19th century England attempts to play the matchmaker with unexpected results.
Hellraiser - a man finds more than he bargained for when he unlocks the door to hell and discovers a trio of S&M demons.
Animal House - At a 1962 College, Dean Vernon Wormer is determined to expel the Delta House Fraternity, but those roughhousers have other plans for him.
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Trinity
(2002-03-05 22:11:39) [link]
Fight Club - A ticking-time-bomb insomniac channels primal male aggression into an out-of-control spiral towards oblivion, in this movie that defies summary.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Jack, the Pumpkin King of Halloween Town attempts to take over Christmas one year.
Conan the Barbarian - Conan, played by Arnold Schwarzenegger, seeks revenge against the warlord who massacred his tribe and sold him into slavery.
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Trinity
(2002-02-28 04:37:20) [link]
Dominion: Tank Police (well armed cops try to catch the Buaku gang in a polluted megalopolis.)
Rushmore (a brilliant but undisciplined prep-school student competes with a jaded businessman over a girl.)
the Odyssey (Odysseus and his crew, tired and weary after the Trojan War, set sail for home, but vengeful gods, horrible monsters, enchantresses, and Hell itself stand in their way.)
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Trinity
(2002-02-28 04:29:08) [link]
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (any incarnation will do: comics, cartoon, movies, whatever.)
Bridget Jones Diary (a woman tries to find love and happiness, writes it all down)
1984 (a man rebels against a totalitarian dystopia by falling in love. but Big Brother is watching, always.)
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What's this?
Trinity is a game invented by Miles Johnson. The rules are simple. Given three movies, picked randomly, each player tries to come up with the best movie idea that synthesizes all three of the given movies. For example, given Raiders of the Lost Ark, Reservoir Dogs and The Crow, here are some possiblities:

  • "But Sometimes..." The team from Reservoir Dogs plan and execute a heist on the secret warehouse where the Ark of the Covenant is stored. After successfully making off with the Ark, the theives kill Indiana Jones, who has infiltrated the group. A crow summons Indy's spirit back from the afterlife, and he bursts from his unmarked grave as a whip-wielding vigilante in black. In a climatic battle atop a church, he massacres the heartless felons, and at last his soul can rest.
  • "Reservoir Crows" A team of archeologists returns from the dead to set things right after being brutally murdered by Nazis in a ferocious gun battle for the Ark of the Covenant. While trying to recover the holy relic from the goose-steppers, the team must fight betrayal from within as they realize that one of them is a Nazi Informer... But which one?
  • "Indiana Jones and the Wrath of der Fuhrer" Indiana Jones infiltrates the Nazis when he hears of their plan to steal the Ark. Once among their ranks, he finds himself teamed with an old flame from before the War, who uses him to find the Ark, and then kills him. A crow brings his soul back as a spirit of vengeance, and he must travel across the now Nazi-controlled Europe to find the Ark, destroy it, and take down the Fuhrer. But Hitler is dead and no one has ever laid eyes on his successor...


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