LINKS
Scott 2000: I always feel kind of strange doing a links page. On the one hand, I like having a list of pages that I want to share with other people. On the other hand, It's like opening the door and asking someone to leave.
Scott 1993: Well, that's why we put this page last, right?
Scott 2000: Yep. Well, speaking of leaving, it's about time for you to get going. Let's see… What advice do I have for you? Keep reading sci-fi books, but read more Larry Niven and less Star Trek. Watch less TV, especially MTV.
Scott 1993: But I like MTV…
Scott 2000: It's polluting your mind. Quit staring at women on TV (That's right, I know that's why you watch The Grind) and talk to women in real life more. Stop trying to be clever around women. It doesn't work. They're smarter than you think and can see right through it. Be yourself and you'll attract less stupid girls and more women you'd enjoy knowing. Oh, and avoid chat rooms whenever possible. They're horribly addicting.
Scott 1993: um… okay…
Scott 2000: You're reading comic books, which is cool, but you're still reading the dumb ones. Stop reading the X-men, and give up on Spawn after issue 15… It never gets any better. Start reading more Sandman, anything by Frank Miller or Alan Moore, Beanworld, the Maxx and anything by Masamune Shirow.
Scott 1993: I've never heard of some of those!
Scott 2000: Some of them don't exist yet. But get them when they do. And now it's time for you to leave. See ya!
Scott 1993: bye! [disappears in a puff of smoke]
[another puff of smoke, and someone else appears in the room]
Scott 2000: Scott of the future!
Scott 2020: I'm here to tell you to stop wasting time! While you're completing this damn website, you're failing graphic design! Get back to work!
Scott 2000: I was just taking a break!
Scott 2020: Break's Over! Get to work! [disappears in a puff of smoke]
Scott 2000: What a grouch!