SCOTLAND A collaborative website featuring the work of Scott Vandehey circa 1993, age 15, and Scott Vandehey circa 2000, age 22.
:: statistica vitae ::
name: Scott Vandehey
nicknames: Obeso the Pirate, Grog, Bug.
height: 5' 10"
weight: 170
age: 22
favorite food: burritos of pure love
adjectives: minimalist, misanthropist, optimist.
preferred clothing: jeans, t-shirt.
underwear: boxers

my ideal jeopardy categories:

  • procrastination
  • web design
  • comic books
  • jeans & t-shirts as high fashion
  • what i will do when i am global dictator
  • misanthropy

    my top five break-up songs:

  • "song for the dumped" by ben folds five
  • "wish" by nine inch nails
  • anything by depeche mode
  • "pretty when you cry" by v.a.s.t.
  • "breakfast at tiffany's" by deep blue something

    my top five good relationship songs:

  • "josie" by blink 182
  • "love is here" by luscious jackson
  • "burn" by sister machine gun
  • "tear drop" by massive attack
  • "garden of delights" by lisa loeb

    my top five t-shirts:

  • superman shirt (blue)
  • reese's peanut butter cups (orange)
  • cheerios (yellow)
  • autobot logo (dark blue)
  • kung-fu chicks (white)

    my top five bad (good) movies:

  • barbarella
  • six string samurai
  • dolemite
  • conan the barbarian
  • drunken master II

    my top five books ever:

  • lord of the rings trilogy
  • hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy trilogy
  • microserfs
  • anything by neil gaiman
  • snowcrash

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    • "If I had a nickle for every time someone said 'hornswaggled' to me, I'd have about a quarter." -Ben Simko